Alien Land! November 7, 2009

Today….

     I went to Mars! I met aliens there! Did you know that they have their own private kingdom there called Alien Land? Well, they fed me their best food that they had, turns out the best food that they had been Looble Guts! Loobles are some animal that lives on their planet, they seem to have a juice inside of them that makes you have really bad gas but it can make your fingers grow longer. Aliens are very strange!

Back in TIME! November 6, 2009

Today…

I bought my own time machine! I went to the PAST! I saw a couple of things:

• I saw DINOSAURS! I also discovered a new species. I called them the ‘Snipsee’ species!
• I went back to the time when Albert Einstien was alive. I was the first person to every eat a light bulb!
• I went to Egypt! Since it was like 2,000 A.D., I brought back with me a mummy that I named Louis!

Antarctica or Kentucky? November 5, 2009

Today…

     I went to Antarctica. It was very cold there and I made friends with a penguin named Sue. She had a key-chain collection and a unibrow,  but i don’t care, it made her look serious. I explored the lands and met my first ever elephant! I know it seems wierd for an elephant to be in Antarctica, but lets face it, my whole LIFE is wierd. I made an igloo to sleep in, but soon I had to leave, because about four hours into the trip, I realized that I was not in Antarctica after all…I was in Kentucky!