Today…
I went to Antarctica. It was very cold there and I made friends with a penguin named Sue. She had a key-chain collection and a unibrow, but i don’t care, it made her look serious. I explored the lands and met my first ever elephant! I know it seems wierd for an elephant to be in Antarctica, but lets face it, my whole LIFE is wierd. I made an igloo to sleep in, but soon I had to leave, because about four hours into the trip, I realized that I was not in Antarctica after all…I was in Kentucky!
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